The Fragnostic

Maybe if I play enough of these horror games, it'll twist my mind so much that it'll eventually start to UNTWIST and I'll stop dreaming about the tyrannosaur clowns eating my family. I think it'll work. The science is there. Come on, lad. Pop the kettle on, have a seat next to me and let's put the world to rights by walloping zombies in the melon with a broken stair banister. You know it makes sense.