Alabama Cuties

We come in all shapes and sizes. One's tall, two are fat, one's skinny, and one is short. The fat dudes are alright, the tall one is edgy, the skinny one is a white knight, and the short one has a toddler temper. We're a lil' funny, I guess. Our accents are more southern than Tobey Keith fishtailing a NASCAR into an end zone as he drinks sweet tea, while a bald eagle rides a bottle rocket sipping a Pabst Blue Ribbon (not a sponsor) into the sunset. We spend most of our free time arguing, chatt